Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Pregnancy Joke

Just thought of posting something up for laughs, this is quite an old one I received in the email.

An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, ‘who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!’

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: ‘Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can’t marry her because of my personal family situation but I’ll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.

Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.

However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?’

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man’s shoulder and tells him, ‘You try again.’

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

World's Oldest Mother


An Indian woman is thought to have become the world's oldest mother at the age of 70 following fertility treatment.

HUH???..na lantawa kaya kaau ni tatay og nanay oh.asa ka dira at the age of 70 nagkababy pa cla..hastang haslera jud oi..unsa inyo sekreto tay??hahaha..kamo huh..share pud oi..kaya kayong mga wanggitz at di pa maxadong wanggitz..wag mawalan ng hope huh kay lantawa oh..sus nlng jud..ma inspired jud mo..Gogogogo mga wangggitz..naa pa lagi na duga..bwahahah:))..psttt..ato2 lng:)

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

C adding

Hi guyz, sulat sulat na pud ko ginagmay..dali lng jud maglipas ang adlaw nuh..og dali ra pud mag iba ang batasan o hunahuna sa isa ka tawo..ang uban tambok na uban payat pa..hehehe:D..wa koy ginapadinggan kurt huh..og wa pud ko ginapadunggan ken..hhahaha..ang ubana dagko na ang ubana pud nag pabiling bata pa like my fren jean..ahhaha..:))

daw kanus a lng bitaw c aidanne dako na.kabalo na mukarang og makalingaw na jud..sa una sus permi kagamatoy daw lugos mahadlok ka mukarga kay gamay karon sus daw dili naka kadaog kay purya buyag dako na jud xa..kabalo na mukatawa apil pagawas sa iya mga diamonds..ngipon bah..ahhaha:))...kanang naa sa taas mao a iya mga pic sukad pagpanganak sa iya til now na buyag dako an og bukog..puhon2 dili lng pud ta kabantay kabalo na na xa mulakaw..hay nlng palangga jud kaau namo c aidanne c mama gani murag c aidanne nlng iya wya para makalimot sa mga probz. murag tana man cguro me mingawon kay aidanne. tong niuli gani cla og cot sus murag mag mongha og mongho ang mga tawo hehehjoke..hilom man gud kaau ang balay way mag chabaw na baktin..ahahha..ana gani amo clingan aw.hilom lagi inyo balay makamingaw..aw may gani ante kabalo ka..hehehe...pero dili namo ginaicp na dili mawala sa amo c aidanne..kay di mana amo jud na anak o igsoon.kung puhon muhawa man cla sa hauz unta di xa makalimot sa amo.og icpon nya na naa lng me para niya..kung ako lng mag buot sa amo nlng c aidanne pero di man kita gagunit sa kapalaran..Cge lng gishare ra nako ni kay para dili kaau sakit para namo kugn mawala man xa. basta mag amping lng xa og dili makalimot...

Monday, December 8, 2008

Samsung Omnia


Verizon Wireless have those who are hankering after the Samsung Omnia so that they can parade it to family and friends this upcoming holiday season in mind, by launching the Samsung Omnia from tomorrow onwards. Just in case you’re not too sure what the hulabaloo is all about concerning the Samsung Omnia, it comes with a highly advanced 3.2” touch screen display, making it a viable alternative to those who have tried the iPhone and yet found it wanting in certain enterprise aspects. All I can say is, the Samsung Omnia looks set to be one of the best Windows Mobile 6.1-powered handsets to date judging by its specifications and early round of reviews online. More on the handset right after the jump.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

I'm Back

Hello guyz...!! I miss you all..matagal tagal din na di ako nakapagpost d2 sa ako blog na perti na lng gid kakuripot sa post..hehehe:D..ang tag iya man gud bah..hahaha..sugod tong nagka client ko after Sir Mario. Nabusy ko og pangulekta og do follow blogs og blog commenting. Og busy pud og nilaag, niuli man gud ko last Nov. 2nd week kay nag attend ko kasal sa ako amiga og ako insan. CLa jud ang gipagtagpo sa tadhana..hopefully this coming January magkakababy na cla.madadagdagan na naman mga pamangkin ko..YEHEY!!! una lng mo sunod nako..wahahah..JOKE!!..lisod kaau pa..mahal ang bugas og gatas..hehehe:D...Enjoy baya ila kasal eventhough my mga unexpected things na natabo pero padayon lgn gihapon...Best wishes nlng sa inyo duha og Congrats!!

This coming December 28, 2008 hopefully isa na pud nako ka amiga ang magpakasal.Actually, since 1st year college til 4th year magkaklase kami nito c kenny ata rechie.C luv2 tinuring ko na rin itong sistah ko nkitira din ako sa kinla nun nung nasa cot pa ako.Basta Good luck na rin sa inyo..Puhon sa March or April magkakababy na naman cla..Congrats na naman sa inyo:D...

Ako.saka na muna kc nakaktakot na puamsok sa sitwasyon na ganyan.Nung matapos kasal ni ate jo, dun ko naramdaman na may takot pala ako sa commitment o matali sa isang tao.HUH!!!hadlok oi..lain kaau,maimagine hahha..pero kung matabo mana sa ako,aw dawaton xempre giatubang man gani sa uban ako pa...hehehD:D..pero sa karon trabaho sa og LAAg..hahahah..sunod na..hehehe:d..

salamat sa pagbisita sa akong blog mga frenz.